Unless SOMEHOW this video isn’t just thinly veiled hatred towards women and non-white characters who are just as talented as their white cis male counterparts, I really wished Youtube would stop recommending me this shit
white cishet male: *half-asses everything and saves the entire fucking universe*
alt-right youtube: epic……………..
woman: *is smart and can wield a sword*
alt-right: as if her feeble women hands could even hold that……….fail
Honestly shoutout to The Social Network for giving us the line “you’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole” because if that doesn’t epitomize women’s feelings for entitled male nerds I don’t know what does
John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something
Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body
Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands
Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE
He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’
Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.
proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera
What’s so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.
Look at that dialogue. “She thinks she knows.” He’s trying to get Mulaney to see his wife’s expertise as instead a weird misperception. He’s coaching him to undercut his wife’s confidence in the truth and her own abilities.
And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: “She does know.” He asserts not only that she’s perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something he’s not good at.
Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.
Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?
I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job
I look at things like this and am horridly ashamed my generation (X) made this fucker so filthy rich in the 90s.
Me and my two best friends were chained up in a room (think the movie Saw)and the little jigsaw guy was like, “I wanna play a game. You all are going to die if you don’t cut off your feet,” and one friend was like, “Do it coward, kill us,“ and the other said, “You’re a lil bitch, are you a lil bitch, murder boy?” And I laughed and the jigsaw guy said, “This is literally the least amount of fun I have ever had doing this,” and I woke up.
Cowboys are just a type of Mage:
- Guns replace wands.
- Big silly hats.
- Ponchos replace robes.
- Chaps and boots replace witch stockings.
- Horse familiars.
- Incantations causes the drawl.
- Saloons are potion bars.
- Occult takes place at High Noon instead of Full Moon.
